We should be very grateful to Sarah, Duchess of York

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We should be very grateful to Sarah, Duchess of York. She has pioneered a unique combination of royal communication and commerce.

This week, we have been able to benefit from her wise insight into various issues, only because her views are brought to us courtesy of the Fusion Xcelerator. This remarkable device, which most of us would call “a blender”, is available for only $99.99 plus $9.99 P&H (whatever the “H” stands for – I don’t know).

So, with Sarah, Duchess of York, you get a great package, bristling with different services. She goes onto NBC’s Today show and you are not only informed about the wonderful Fusion Xcelerator, but you are also informed about Prince Andrew, Duke of York. Where else would we find out that he is a “a humongously good man”?

Later she went on to the “Meredith Vieira Show“, again as part of her tour to advertise the Fusion Xcelerator, which you can buy online and is excellent. Here we benefitted from her wisdom. “I believe in love” she tells us. What a sage! But, thank you, Sarah, Duchess of York, for also opening up and revealing to us that Princes William and Henry “really are extraordinary boys and Catherine is incredible”.

Sarah, Duchess of York, may I say, on behalf of a grateful nation, “thank you” and thank you also to the Fusion Xcelerator – buy now while stocks last!

PS. That price of $99.99 plus $9.99 P&H reminds me of this rather amusing sketch from Harry and Paul: