Dickie Arbiter is a very nice man. He is currently publicising his auto-biography. This includes his time as Royal Press secretary. But I will always remember him as one of the two main newsreaders on Independent Radio News in the 70s and 80s. While a student, I used to mimic his machine-gun delivery of the words “Independent Radio News at nine, this is Dickie Arbiter”. One day he mixed up his words and started the news with the classic statement above. Happy days!
There’s a whole glorious mine of nerdy information on submarine cables available. I am a mild nerd in this area, due to my interest in my home county of Cornwall, where many submarine cables come ashore. Steven Heaton’s site is a wonderful source of information on this subject. He recently linked to the Kingfisher bulletins which fortnightly report hazards to fishing, including exposed subsea cables. There’s a whole archive going back three years! I don’t think I’ll look through all of that archive….
Another superb resource on this subject is the Flickr photostream of Global Marine Photos which has many images of marine cable laying, including the one above of the cable layer ship CS Sovereign.
Photo by Global Marine Photos
The video above is one of several which have pinged off some petitions for a recount of the Scottish referendum result.
My view is that such petitions are an excellent opportunity. Here are people (who have signed the petitions) who are engaged in the electoral process and passionate about it.
They should be locked in a room for four hours with Dr Mark Pack and Colin Rosenstiel while they explain the count process to them. (Joke)
Seriously, this is an excellent opportunity to tell people about the count process.
There are many checks and balances. There are many counting agents from all sides of the contest (in this case the “yes” and “no” campaigns). They have wide access to the count, to scrutinise all activities and point out any suspected errors to the count officials.
In the case of the above video it is obvious that the lady has made a mistake and is correcting her mistake.
As for the “yes” votes behind a “no” sign at the Dundee count, this was explained by the Yes campaign in Dundee on the night:
Well, that’s very nice. Indeed, as I try to emphasise when I criticise politicians, I am sure Alex Salmond is a very nice man indeed. I am sure that if I shared a few drams with him in the comfort of a couple of deep armchairs in a hotel bar somewhere in Scotland, we would get on like a house on fire.
But as a politician, despite deep and long thought, I have been unable to come up with a tribute to him which won’t sound sarcastic enough to strip the varnish off an old bannister rail.
So, despite starting to type one, I have not left a comment on the appropriate LDV comment thread.
He is a “respected economist” we are told. Yes, a “respected economist” who couldn’t sort out a half-decent post-independence currency solution.
He is a “great campaigner”. Yes, a “great campaigner” who lost.
He is “very popular in Scotland”. Yes, so “very popular in Scotland” that, by a margin of two to one, Scottish women don’t trust him.
Oh well, at least I have put up a nice photo of him.
We’ve just had the most tumultuous democratic event that most British people have experienced in their lifetimes. We’ve just stepped back from the brink of a nightmare. So, I propose some UK-wide community deep breathing exercises. Politicians should get some sleep and calm down.
That very orange flagger, Mr Field, said (I think) that we are in danger of doing constitutional change “on the hoof”. Well, actually all the questions coming up have had commissions looking at them by the shedload since the time of Gladstone. The Barnett Formula has had the Lord Richards Lords select committee and the Steel commission looking at it. The West Lothian question has had the McKay commission looking at it, as stipulated in the coalition agreememt. These are well ploughed fields of thought.
It is not often that the front page of a tabloid paper, and a regional one at that, becomes a major constitutional source document. But the front page of the Daily Record of September 16th has ascended to those rarefied Olympian heights. Oxygen masks are required at One Central Quay, the Daily Record’s Glasgow HQ. I refer to “The Vow” signed by the three main party leaders.
If you read it, it doesn’t promise many hard specifics, with one or two notable exceptions. It promised “extensive new powers” for the Scottish Parliament. That’s quite vague. It assumes the continuation of the Barnett Formula, which is, admittedly, barking mad. (Even Joel Barnett says the formula is “fundamentally flawed“). It says the Scottish Parliament will have the “final say” on NHS spending.
So far so good/bad. And then Cameron ruined the whole thing by talking about “English votes for English laws”. Oh, gor blimey.
The Scottish “vow” needs to be implemented on time. That is non-negotiable. To rat on that vow would be a monumental mistake which would echo down the generations for centuries. (And you would have thought, in Clegg’s case, that he had done enough pledge signing for one lifetime).
I don’t think the West Lothian question can be realistically solved according to the same timetable. I don’t even think it needs to be solved by the same timetable. It would have been solved years ago if it was that simple. (By the way, my view on this conjoins with that of Lord Faulkner who said recently that the best answer to the West Lothian question is to stop asking it.) The McKay commission proposed not banning non-English MPs from voting on English matters. Instead it suggested this:
Decisions taken in the Commons which have a separate and distinct effect for England (or England-and-Wales) should normally be taken only with the consent of a majority of MPs sitting for constituencies in England (or England-and-Wales).
…adding this rider:
Our proposals retain the right of a UK-wide majority to make the final decisions where they believe UK interests or those of a part of the UK other than England should prevail. We expect that governments will prefer compromise to conflict.
…A nice big fudge, in other words. But, then, most British constitutional changes are huge fudges. We need more fudge and less ludicrous black/white clarity from the likes of Gove and Redwood.
I suppose, at a stretch, it’s possible that the McKay commission solution could be implemented by the same timetable as “The (Scottish) Vow”. But to try and keep Gove, Redwood, Bone, Hollobone, Laing and Co. happy on the subject at the same time (as Cameron appears to be attempting) is completely insane. We’ll all go down a dark hole and never come back up to breathe fresh air for decades.
What an extraordinary week in British politics!
I write as a lot of “++”s get used to send the news of Alex Salmond’s resignation round the world. What amazes me is that Salmond gets written up as a very clever politician. Well, he is clever in a very short-term tactical sense. But he is one of the most ludicrous small-minded point-scoring politicians I have ever known of.
The classic example is when he berated Nick Robinson last week.
As I wrote at the time, he focussed all his huge skill and energy on the low-lying fruit of attacking the BBC, while leaving the “stupidity on stilts” of his currency policy ridiculously wide open. It’s like attending to a pimple on your foot while your posterior is on fire.
I would compare Salmond unfavourably to Donald Dewar, founder of the Scottish parliament. Donald Dewar seemed quite a pleasant cove. Clever, witty and engaging. I am sure Alex Salmond is a good man and lovely in private. Publicly, Alex Salmond is obnoxious. Point scoring. Stupid accusations. Completely lacking in good grace. Ridiculous. But it didn’t do him any good. He put himself in the nation-founding statesperson class, but he simply wasn’t up to that class. I would also say that he proves how ridiculous any form of nationalism can be, speaking as a non-nationalist Cornishman. Having the best economy and society for all is the goal of any collection of people – not the narrow, binary question of separate nationhood.
I am today walking on egg-shells. I know and work with a lot of Scottish people. But I am not sure who voted yes and who voted no, so I am respecting them by not mentioning the referendum result. My admiration and, nay, love for the people of Scotland has been enhanced by all this. They have made their decision without a shot being fired and with great dignity, seasoned with their usual honesty and brashness.
Clackmannanshire. What a gorgeous name! I hesitate to say that, as it will probably come across as patronising. (Indeed it probably is patronising). But I can’t imagine a better area to be first to declare their result. Wonderful. As a tribute to the people of Scotland I present a picture taken near Alloa, Clackmannanshire above.
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Then this week I received this email from Adam Stacura which is remarkably similar. Are they by chance related?
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My photo above shows the “Squinty Bridge” across the Clyde