Nick Clegg today ate a “bacon sandwich” on camera with reasonable aplomb.
This was compared favourably with the hash which Ed Miliband made of eating a “bacon sandwich” last week.
Except Nick Clegg was given, by LBC, an actual bacon sandwich. It’s nice and soft, and relatively easy to eat as long as you bite hard down on the bacon.
Ed Miliband tried to eat a bacon toastie which is altogether tougher proposition for eating. It’s difficult to get in your mouth. You have to bite it off in small bits.