In fact, this is a piece about amusing titles. I chuckled at Lord Bonkers’ Diary’s title:
Lord Bonkers’ Diary: Fanny Craddock and the Great Train Robbery
…But I am one of that dwindling band of people who remember dear Fanny and her hubby Johnny – who was a sort of pre-Denis Thatcher.
And then I saw that title at least equalled, if not trumped, by this one on Political Wire, a US website by Taegan Goddard which is so engrained in my daily routine that I want it somehow represented (possibly on an outsized iPad) at my funeral:
Santorum Good for Chastity Belt Sales?
(You could take that two ways if you are a reader of Urban Dictionary)
I clicked on the link to Amazon female chastity belts and was amazed to see that there are in fact chastity devices available for….ahem…..gentlemen. Amazon sell one called a CB-6000S which features:
Numbered plastic locks included (which) allow wearer to go through metal detectors without setting off alarms
Well that’s the worst that could happen isn’t it? Go through a metal detector at Heathrow and the darned thing goes off like a Christmas Tree because one is wearing one’s male chastity device.
I always like to do the most minimal research for these things. John Maynard Keynes’ ashes were scattered over the South Downs. Otherwise the title of this piece would have been:
Hark! Is that the sound of John Maynard Keynes rotating in his grave?
I refer, of course, to Greece.
The Greek problem will go on and on and on until someone realises that to encourage growth you have to spend public money on public works. Build dams, roads, railways, leisure facilities, hospitals, schools, get people to paint stones white, dig up ditches and fill them in again – anything.
That is the only way you will stimulate growth and get the accelerator effect going – paying money to people to do public works, they then buy good or services from others and slowly the economy recovers.
You don’t do it by tight arsed, anally retentive, Germanic austerity packages alone.
And if you think I am talking rubbish, just look at the States. They had the most Keynesian of public works packages (a $787billion stimulus plan as well as $600 billion thrown out of a helicopter) and they are recovering – ish.